https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co 2026-01-02 daily 1.0 https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/image05.png Chibi Sparrow sitting with her head in her hand, her brows are arched in sarcastic thoughts https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/image02.png illustration of three brightly-colored, interlocked gears https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/image03.png illustration of an iPad with a pencil, on the screen is a cartoon version of Astarion holding a green shrub with a cocky smirk https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/image01.png Chibi Ravioli face drooling as she looks to munch on a salami https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/3a29fb61.jpg After last year's ruckus, a modern AU Rav and Astarion have opted for a quiet New Year's Eve in together this year. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/b663388f.jpg Ravioli hosting an ugly sweater party for her friends Rae, Seraphina, Vera, and Eldari. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/9992b107.jpg Tis the season to torture Rae (and Astarion). https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/b86aebf6.jpg Merry Grinchmas from Martha May and the Grinch! https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/85eda6b1.jpg Happy Halloween from the worsties! This year Rae thought he was getting off easy not having to carry Rav around in a kangaroo pouch while trick or treating - jokes on him!!! Have fun with a feral Rav instead. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/b1c9bb15.jpg Raestarioli hit up another Halloween party together as KiKA besties Bernd das Brot, Chili das Schaf, and Briegel der Busch. Rav tried to get a read on Rae but all he kept saying was "mist". https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/7d643289.jpg A modern AU Rav and Astarion are hosting their annual Halloween party. This year she got to pic their costumes (and maybe also went a little overboard with decorations). Presenting - Unmarried without Children! https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/d148e87c.jpg The worsties hit up the Spirit Halloween that moved into the destroyed foundry to try on costumes. While cute, the kitty maids didn't make the cut this year. Worry not, they still left with a few good things. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/802114e5.jpg Modern AU goobers get ready for this year's Halloween party with a decoration run to Tar-Jay. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/bad60487.jpg Aprilstarion is very happy for Randy. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/e945fa55.jpg Aprilstarion gives Randy some good advice. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/5797932d.jpg Gale has total faith in them. They're def not going to die. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/f2889190.jpg Astarion, Karlach, and Rav all accompany Gale on his quiet day out at the library. Someday Astarion will admit he adores his friend Gale, but today is not that day. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/67d04a0f.jpg "A life without love is no life at all." Ravioli and Astarion, aka Danielle and Henry, are on their way to Faerûn’s Renaissance Pleasure Faire. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/1c17c62d.jpg FEEL THE WRATH! One of Ravioli's favorite AEW wrestlers would obviously be the amazing Harley Cameron! Inspired by her Grand Slam ring gear, Rav feels right at home with the sparkly, bright colors and even her own little Puppetstarion. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/d425c3b8.jpg Just another simple plan that went to shit once two people realized they cared for one another - featuring Astarion as Pat and Rav as Kat. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/0c23a401.jpg It's Always Sunny in Baldur's Gate: Dog Food https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/d1891212.jpg Raphael from BG3 dressed as MJF - something about the devil you know? https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/ad72155e.jpg Shadowheart from BG3 dressed as Saraya https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/6e1ea41a.jpg THE YOUNGEST PETS ALIVE! https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/988e283a.jpg Happy New Year? Modern AU companions gather for a New Year's part at Rav and Astarion's place. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/959ffaeb.jpg It's not a competition after all... https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/63e0d43a.jpg Astarion and Rav are channeling their best Todd and Margo https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/a4e23946.jpg Worsties, Rav and Rae go out trick or treating. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery06/e3c169f0.jpg A modern AU Astarion and Rav chose Labyrinth as their Halloween costume theme. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery02/91083cd0.jpg Sunset snuggles in the garden https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery02/1a9fad8c.jpg Rav tried to help Gale with repairing his magic staff. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery02/5cae81de.jpg Rav and Karlach tried to make beer and ended up with some useless potions. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery02/275b4e68.jpg Rav she thought to practice some of her scroll work aka raunchy doodles and somehow managed to open a flaming portal with tentacles and teeth from the paper. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery02/194b1533.jpg For my birthday I celebrated with two loves - my goobers and John Hughes movies. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery02/8e2ae3c8.jpg Ravioli and Astarion from a mafia/speakeasy AU with friends https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery02/df7be03c.jpg The gang has a fun day at the pool. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery02/fab1c933.jpg I adore Toni Storm, so back when I watched AEW Double or Nothing in May I knew that Rav NEEDED some armor to match the timeless one's ring gear. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery02/21a934b9.jpg I adore Toni Storm, so back when I watched AEW Double or Nothing in May I knew that Rav NEEDED some armor to match the timeless one's ring gear. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery02/3746b621.jpg BOOP! https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery02/7f9e7c43.jpg A good night's sleep. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery02/fc63d04f.jpg Post-game Rav and Astarion don't formally adopt any pets. However, they eagerly feed any stray that wanders into their backyard each night. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery02/4b9cc7fd.jpg A day at the beach. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery02/3f1c3fae.jpg Now the prince and princess might not have met under the best of circumstances, nor were they quite what each other was expecting... but I think they'll make it work out, somehow? https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery02/b450b78a.png Cozy napping buddies! I wanna chew on their faces. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery02/dfb9f12a.jpg Astarion and Ravioli celebrating the holidays at home. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery02/8e81818e.jpg Who needs the sun when you have all of the stars in the universe smiling back at you? https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery03/520028c0.jpg Ravioli Portrait https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery03/fe047408.jpg The Nat 20 Headbutt https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery03/c95c886c.jpg Deal with it https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/image04.jpg Ravioli wearing her pink combat armor, playing music and singing poorly as a stressed out Astarion rubs his temples and grimaces. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/image06.png Illustration of a confused Ravioli with text: No thoughts, head empty. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery04/2b57c23b.jpg Meet Cora https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery04/2f158350.jpg Meet Bruno https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery05/a3dcc117.jpg Just a typical night at camp. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery05/d610dd9a.jpg When you forget your bardbarian girlfriend is sometimes stronger than you. https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery01/6e8dae56.jpg The Salami Mamis: Ravioli and Karlach https://sp4rr0wsw3nch.carrd.co/assets/images/gallery01/d5b64562.jpg The Salami Mamis defeat The Basic White Bois